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Jan. 12th, 2006

12:54 pm - Pork, the other green meat

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O. M. G.

I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam I Am.
I do not like them here or there,
I do not like them anywhere!
I do not like them glowing green*,
in the dark they should not be seen.

What's next? Engineering a reindeer with a glowing red nose?

I used to think that the South Park guys were a little rough on scientists with their Mephisto character ("A Monkey with four asses!!!") but now I think maybe they went too easy on the men of science....


*I realize that they probably don't really "glow" as much as they fluoresce, but "glowing" fit my meter better.

mood: [mood icon] amused
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From:[info]karinablack
Date:January 12th, 2006 11:26 am (UTC)
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GIGGLE
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From:[info]murasaki_suki
Date:January 12th, 2006 12:01 pm (UTC)
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This is awesome!
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